I. Did. Not. Have. Sex. With. That. Intern.
(but I had sex with the deputy)
-- Bill Clinton
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"I'm the goddamn intern.
This job pleases me.
I'm the goddamn intern.
And I do it for free!"
( Ugly Kid Joe )
Working for Nothin', and paper clips for free
"Take out the papers and the trash / And you still get no spending cash."
--The Coasters
Trainee's Cryin' -- Van Halen
You load sixteen tons, and what do you get?
Another day older with a lot of regret
Mr. Trainer don't you call me, cause I can't come
I owe my soul to the CEO scum
#InternASongOrPoem (kind of)
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All These Reports That I’ve Done by The Dream Killers
Excitable Intern - Warren Zevon
Can’t Buy Me Love (Because My Stipend Doesn’t Cover That) by The Beatles
You can't sleep, oh you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another shift is all you need
Apprenticed to work
@NWBison@mastodon.socialThe Intern, Actually
Arise ye interns from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile interns arise, arise
We’ll change henceforth the old tradition
And spurn the dust to win the prize.
Refrain:
So interns, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Intern actually unites the human race.
Addicted To Interns - Robert Palmer
In The Intern Tonight - Phil Collins
I Would Do Anything for Love, But I Won’t Do That Because I Am Doing This Dumb Internship to Pass a Class Because My Dad Has Been Grooming Me to Take Over His Company Since I Was Born
Intern On The Run - Paul McCartney And Wings
California Interns
“Doctor Doctor!” I Remind Myself as I Keep Cleaning All This Lab Equipment for Free