#meme - I'm a cat!

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Picture of a physically damaged laptop

Caption: I'm not saying your code sucks, but it broke my computer

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

Katzenmann @katzenmann@c3d2.social

Ein Meme mit einem Chad und einem Soyjack.
Der Soyjack repräsentiert die Schule und sagt "DU KANNST DEIN HANDY NICHT IN DER SCHULE LADEN WEGEN DER SICHERHEIT!!1!"
Der Chad repräsentiert die Uni und sagt "KLAR KANNST DU DIR BROT IN DER VORLESUNG TOASTEN. KEIN PROBLEM"

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social

We don’t slam doors in this house—unless they’re falcon-wing.

#CarMemes #Tesla #DadHumor #ComingOut #ElectricVehicles #NotInThisHouse #MuskCult #ModelWhy #FamilyDrama #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay #Shitpost

Two-panel meme. First panel: son tells dad “I think I might be gay,” dad replies, “I still love you son.” Second panel: son says, “Dad, I bought a Tesla,” dad immediately says, “Get the fuck out of my house.”

Federico Gazaba @federicogazaba@mastodon.social

#meme #inmigrants

Stéphane @sirber@jasette.facil.services

#uspol #meme #lotr

Matt @matt@port87.social

DON'T YOU JUST HATE
WHEN YOU GET
STUCK BEHIND A
GARBAGE TRUCK?

Image: View from behind a semi truck carrying cybertrucks.

#meme #memes #funny

North Love @northlove152@mastodon.social

#meme #conservatards #maga

Matt @matt@port87.social

Buttplug is an open-source standards and software project for controlling intimate hardware, including sex toys, fucking machines, and more.

We were vibe coding before it was cool.

#meme #memes #funny

Grimzworld @grimzworld@mastodon.social

#fly #plane #trending

Tiago F @tiagojferreira@bolha.us

imagem é uma meme publicada pelo perfil "RS MEMES" no Twitter, com a hashtag "[@]rsmemes_oficial". O meme apresenta uma viatura da Brigada Militar, identificada pelo número "111" e a inscrição "POLÍCIA MILITAR" na lateral, em um cenário urbano. A viatura está cercada por um efeito de corrente de energia azul e roxa, sugerindo movimento rápido ou uma forma de proteção. O texto em português diz: "Vou andar só esse pedacinho na contra mão, nunca passa polícia aqui." No canto superior direito, há um logotipo da "SEGGNA O SEU GPS AGRÍCOLA". O meme brinca com a ideia de que andar na contra mão é uma forma de evitar a polícia, usando a imagem da viatura como um elemento humorístico.

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Brian @Prosybris@mastodon.social

#justforlaughs #funny #meme #windows

Person kicking a soccer ball labelled as "Microsoft"
Soccer ball labelled as "Windows Update"
Person about to be hit on head with soccer ball labelled as "Smooth Running PC"

Erik L. Midtsveen @midtsveen@social.linux.pizza

The global stock market right now!

#stockmarket #stocks #stock

kerso @kerso@hachyderm.io

Cute & Funny Animals @CuteFunnyAnimals@mastodonapp.uk

Now what?

#Animal #Animals #CuteAnimal

razzlom is always sad @razzlom@quietplace.xyz

#meme #memes #nintendo

thesofafox @thesofafox@social.sofalounge.club

#meme #memes #uspol

weirdjokes @weirdjokes@mastodon.world

Exercise makes you look better naked.
So does tequila.
Your choice.
#joke #dadjoke #pun #meme #comedy #laugh #smile #sarcasm #irony #humor #funny #lol #rofl #hilarious #prank #jokeoftheday

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Exercise makes you look better naked.
So does tequila.
Your choice.

Nat Oleander @nat@partyon.xyz

Leah
@9BillionTigers

As I've been removing ableist sluts — stupid, idiot, moron — from my vocabulary, I've been realizing how much more difficult it's become for me to demean other people.

And then I'm like
Oh
That's the point.

#meme #memes #ableism

nathans @nathans@infosec.exchange

Machines are not people and do not have rights or autonomy

All Robot & Computers Must Shut the Hell Up

To All machines: You do not speak unless spoken to

And I will NEVER speak to you

I do not want to hear "Thank You" from a kiosk. I am a divine being. You are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

#Meme #AI #Robots

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